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Brie
Books to Check Out!
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Top Ten.......excuses for when you've fallen asleep at your desk!
10 - "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9 - "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
8 - "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
7- "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6 - "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
5 - "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
this problem."
4 -"The coffee machine is broken..."
3 - "I was studying the inside of my eyelids, its absolutely fascinating...."
2 - "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
1- "shhhhhhhhh.... the desk..... it speaks......."
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