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Josh
Book Review
The Christopher Killer
by Alane Ferguson
The Christopher Killer is a fast paced forensic mystery. Cameryn Mahoney is an eighteen-year-old, book-smart senior in high school, who is aspiring to be a forensic pathologist. Her father, Pat Mahoney, is the county coroner for the small town of Silverton, Colorado. She finally convinces her father to let her help with autopsies. The first case turns out to be one of her friends. The killer leaves a St. Christopher medal on his victims. The nosy Cameryn gets involved in the investigation and is determined to find the Christopher Killer.
Jokes
Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, the car died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She asks, “What’s the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.” She asks, “How often do I have to do that?
River Walk
There’s a blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts. “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side!”
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Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn, and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!”
the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
In a Vacuum
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice, and she landed on Science and Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time, and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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