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Jamie
Book Review
The Twelve Kingdoms:
Sea of Shadow
by Fuyumi Ono
This is a novel based in Japan and originating in Japan. Yoko is a normal high school girl until one day, a strange man comes and whisks her away to a new world, saying that it’s for her own protection. He wasn’t kidding. Soon, demons start chasing Yoko, and the strange man hands her a beautifully crafted sword. Yoko soon slays the monster.
Knocked out, she is carried to a new land with chaos and demons. The strange man leaves her with nothing but the sword. Why did he bring her here? What is the purpose? Why can’t she get back home?
In this thrilling novel, learn about a girl that has nothing but bad luck and seems to have a deranged demon-monkey following her. If you are a fan of out-of-the-ordinary stories, then you’ll love this book!
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What Not to Say to a Cop
- Officer, I swear I have no blood
in my alcohol stream!
- I was going to be a cop, but I
decided to finish high school instead.
- You’re not going to check the trunk, are you?
- Officer says: “Sir, your eyes look
red. Have you been drinking?”
You say: “Officer, your eyes looked glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
- “I don’t have any illegal alie—hey, you guys in the trunk, SHUT UP!”
What Not to Say at a Funeral
- Dibs on the Corvette!!!
- So there’s an estate sale, right?
- FREDDY, STOP PUSHING THE CASKET! IT’S ON WHEELS!!!
- Oh my God! I think he’s dead! Don’t worry, I’ll do CPR!
- Hey dude, what are you lying down for? OMG, he’s DEAD!
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